My new diet

I have been known to start diets quite frequently (i.e.  every Monday).  I think that I finally found one that I can stick to.  Here are some quick steps to my new diet if you'd like to try it:

• Spray some PAM on a pan
• Add about 1/2 cup of egg beaters
• Add some cheese
• Cut up a hot dog and add it
• Turn the stove on to medium heat
• Notice that it's about to rain outside and think it'll be fun to have Ryan go play in it
• While you're outside notice that your neighbors are outside too
• Get some shoes on to walk over to your neighbors
• Talk to your neighbors for about 45 minutes
• Decide you need to go to the grocery store to get some milk
• Come inside to have your house full of smoke
• Take your omelet off the stove
• Skip that meal.  Ha!!  I saved myself about 300 calories